That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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