Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Floor bacon is actually really good
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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