Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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