The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
you win again, gameday.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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