it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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