well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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