Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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