The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
