go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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