I feel like abortions should bother me more
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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