so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
