hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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