Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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