im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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