In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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