I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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