i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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