you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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