That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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