My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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