i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
