I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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