we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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