I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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