She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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