the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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