that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
