Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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