He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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