tell your sister to shave her snatch
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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