i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
please come you make the beer taste better
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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