LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
