Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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