I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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