She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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