it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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