the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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