Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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