How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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