**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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