She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i think im in europe. pls send help
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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