I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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