dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
its liver damage thursday
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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