idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Randomize
