Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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