We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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