He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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