i already hear my dad disowning me
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
