I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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