Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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