Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Randomize
