All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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