I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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