so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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