seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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